So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

You raise an interesting point — the one thing that I wish I thought Lucas had actually *designed* into the trilogy, but that I think mostly happened by accident. Anakin’s entire arc prequel arc is told terribly, but there’s one saving grace: His treatment of Amidala’s impending loss and his treatment of Luke.

only if their savior is nailed to it.

Precisely. I don’t think Lucas probably meant it this way, since I don’t know how much of the backstory had been determined yet, or if Vader had even been established in Lucas’ own mind as Luke’s father. But even as headcanon, it makes perfect sense. It also explains why Kenobi wasn’t engaged in any of the aerobatics…

You sir are being far too forgiving. He lost me with those dancing fucking teddy bears.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Amen. I vaguely remember a story somewhere about a company that was putting people’s racist tweets on a billboard or something... I wish that was a real thing all the time. Though it wouldn’t stop anybody nowadays.

I figured it was only a matter of time before someone posted that gif.

So long as it doesn’t prevent you from rooting for John Daly, it’s acceptable.

“What you’ll find about some of the nation’s billionaires, it’s not like they have their money located in a swimming pool in $100 bills....

Another plus, we won’t have to worry about Florida on election night when it’s underwater.

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I have a similar thing about playing games in front of or with my girlfriend.

Football is a violent game but it’s still just a fucking game. Do you know how big of a piece of shit you have to be to get kicked off of Nebraska? Lawrence Phillips couldn’t do that.

Clearly you lack the courage to wear bright yellow silk! Away from me, coward!

Lovecraft lies at the crossroads of Horror and Sci-Fi, in a realm known as “Cosmic Horror”...

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.