So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

only if their savior is nailed to it.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Amen. I vaguely remember a story somewhere about a company that was putting people’s racist tweets on a billboard or something... I wish that was a real thing all the time. Though it wouldn’t stop anybody nowadays.

I figured it was only a matter of time before someone posted that gif.

So long as it doesn’t prevent you from rooting for John Daly, it’s acceptable.

“What you’ll find about some of the nation’s billionaires, it’s not like they have their money located in a swimming pool in $100 bills....

Another plus, we won’t have to worry about Florida on election night when it’s underwater.

How about some dank new MTN DEW™ flavors or some bold, exciting flavors of DORRITOS® that are hella turnt yo? They’ll be sure to fuel your gaming power and help you reach the maximum score level! #millenialzs #selfie #notmarketing

I have a similar thing about playing games in front of or with my girlfriend.

Football is a violent game but it’s still just a fucking game. Do you know how big of a piece of shit you have to be to get kicked off of Nebraska? Lawrence Phillips couldn’t do that.

when i first saw the picture in the lede, i assumed i was looking at two kids in a trenchcoat, trying to look like an adult. but when i read the article, i realized its just a huge asshole.

That’s not how you rip an apple, brah

(Five minutes before this was recorded)

It’s nice to see that sex-bots have evolved to such an extent. It almost looks like a real human.

as a crohnie, i’d like to say this makes me hate goodell more

Dock Ellis, 1971 World Series champion.

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.