Classic abusive technique of narcissists. Anything you accuse them of is flipped right back around on you, so now they are the true victim.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

My stars! He’s not an adorable little antebellum dandy throwback? And instead a craven little shitweasel? I think I’ve got the vapors!

That’s because it’s socialist soccer. If it was fuhbaw or baebaw, he’d be shoveling gold coins into giant canvas bags.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Birdman was fucking terrible. There, I said it.

Hey, you’re right! You know, this is kind of fun.

It’s more like when a parliament passes taxes on a colony that doesn’t have any representatives in the body passing laws.

I see these and always think, “Calm down bitch, it’s a salad.”

Ia! Ia! Ia!

I’m watching it expecting some kind of ultimate pay off. It’s not that the creators were caught off guard when it wasn’t cancelled after the pilot — there’s some underlying genius story line that will slowly present itself.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

I remember having this awesome attachment...it was like a magnifying glass for the screen with a built in light.

You sure are! Welcome to the club! I was poor and didn’t have access to internet and couldn’t afford the PS2 expansion bay so now I don’t like multiplayer gaming lol. In my neighborhood if you wanted to play multiplayer you had to go to a friend’s house or an arcade. And I’m only 30 lol

Last Man on Earth. Some episodes just drag on, but I gotta say I’m addicted to the overall storyline, and believe that it’s still pretty brilliant on the whole. 

Where can I read more of this?

The best part about Drew eating people is that she can also easily cook them to her desired temperature.

Can we finally call 3D dead while we are at it, stop making dumb shit happen.

Fuck Megyn Kelly. Fuck the normalization of her racism in the name of feminism. She blamed Sandra Bland for her own death, wants to keep white neighborhoods segregated, and thinks talking about the existence of racism makes you a whiner but when Ferguson cops were caught emailing racist garbage to each other she…