He was only off by two feet.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

I own the DVDs of the 2006 issue of the theatrical cuts. They are on a ‘bonus disc’ and they are really just a rip of the laser disc versions but are a heck of a lot better than the jankiness of the ‘special editions’

I think I figured it out?!

Came for this. Thanks.

Auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.

The Paris Accord can and will save nothing.

That Lex Luthor party scene, when Affleck gets caught in the server room by Mercy Graves (badly underused, for such a vicious hand-to-hand henchwoman btw), and he acts drunk / compliments her shoes - that’s the South Boston Bruce Wayne no fucking body asked for, ever.

Chrissy Teigen is just....awful

does anybodys life really matter. Are lives are a meaningless specks in the vastness of the space, here for a less then a second compared to the age of the universe ; we will all die and it will be like we were never here . Nothing we do matters, our lives don’t matter. Happy holidays everybody.

Pictured: Trump and his private security team.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Well, shit. That was goddamn hilarious.

It’s from an old Sprite ad:

WHAT IS THAT FROM?! I NEED to see it in its entirety.

Screw the Trading Places reference. The guy has Rod F’ing Beck as his logo. That’s the +1.

That just sounds like a killer dad joke.

It’s so hit and miss the the MJ stories. Lots of people have stories about how big of a dick he is, and a seemingly equal amount of people have stories about how nice he is.

Almost like he’s a human being with good days and bad days.

I heard a story thirdhand from a Guitar Store employee in LA that Roth once walked in, talked shit about Eddie Van Halen without any prompting, then smoked a HUGE joint with said employee in the alley behind the store. Then they go to get pizza and the entire ride over Diamond Dave, is singing “I got it baaaaad,…

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…