Because if abortion is illegal, how are they supposed to increase birth rates of white folks to go fight the scary brown “others” in the Middle East?

Fuck you.

But this is America, where someone can kill themselves on live TV, and it’s gone from our collective memories within 10 years.

I’m so far beyond tired of hearing about how these rapists are “good kids who got caught up in [bullshit excuse here].”

This whole movie in a nutshell

Coming soon, to an American State (USSR lite) near you!

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God damn Sherman is hilarious.

These days, Nihilism is the only thing keeping me from falling into an intense depression. It’s the ultimate irony!

And yet I would bet my left leg the trial is deadlocked and she gets away with it (if she’s not outright acquitted, because... old white woman).

This may sound crass, but does anyone else think that a lot of problems in our society come from humans living so much longer now? You get so old your brain starts to go, and then you start believing anything any charismatic person tells you repeatedly (ie: the news media)? You long for your glory days and thus refuse…

My girlfriend and I have had a fake tree since our first Christmas together, and I’ll never get a real one ever again.