Just trying to bring a little light in the darkness. Glad you enjoyed it!

It’s from an old Sprite ad:

*Heavy Breathing*

So at Winco, they have a peanut butter grinder in the bulk foods section. And you can choose to get peanut butter made from honey roasted peanuts.

If you’re alright with Christmas music for a month, you’ve obviously never worked in a retail store. The one I used to work in played 3 different versions of frosty the snowman every 1.5 hours. God I fucking hate that song now. Can’t even watch the movie anymore.

If only he had sent some emails from the wrong server, they’d have been investigating him for 3 years now.

Welcome to the US, where Satanists care more about protecting your individual liberties than Christians do.

He’ll Out-Frank you every time though.

She’s been great on the show, and I can’t see them giving up the entire show because of her asking for more money. The episode she directed was really good too. I’m all for her getting paid on the level with Macy.

I do not understand what the argument here is... older players are dropping like flies from CTE related injuries, and no one in history has ever died from marijuana. Ever. How many players have OD’d from pain pills they’re forced to take because of the constant brutal pain they endure by the time they’re 36?

Where are all these racist fuckers planning on deporting the robots to?

Alright so mine isn’t really a negative story, but it’s pretty cool in my opinion.

Still can’t swing a golf club though lol

This better be a Trading Places reference.

“who would be worth more: black slaves from times past, or new slaves.”

Maybe we could get a Black Mirror type scenario going. You know the American public would be up for it.