+1 for glorious Mike Allred art

I wish all newscasters would just get a really loud buzzer, and when these old crypt-keeper pieces of shit start spewing lies just hold the buzzer until they shut up. Then follow it up with “WRONG!” and then just move on in the interview.

I’m going to start this off by telling you that this story is absolutely, 100% true. I’m not being sarcastic, I’m not joking around for once. But if you believe is ultimately up to you as this is the internet.

never mind me, just over here wiping away some totally unrelated sad tears

Thanks for the highly cerebral article! Who would have guessed your car doors might freeze shut, or that it’d be hard to walk in a couple feet of snowfall?

Posted for obvious relevancy.

The funny part is, people have always been as they are now. Just as stupid and racist and misogynistic. It’s just that before 10 years ago your racist uncle couldn’t spend all evening spamming racist shit into an internet echo chamber and reading made up biased news; he’d have to hang out with one of the 2-3 people…

I would be willing to bet anything that he gave Carson the position because it has the word “Urban” in it, and Carson is black.

Right, because Christianity isn’t spooky...

Man, old people are going to start getting really mad when he does take away their medicare/Medicaid. Have their brains all gone to mush to the point where they thought he’d actually keep a social safety net for them??

“Members of the marijuana commission are not getting free pot”

Because I laugh every time I see it, I present CB swinging a golf club:

It’s like dealing with a fucking cursed monkey’s paw.

Still have a shelf of old Nintendo Power mags from back in the early 90's. Pretty damn worn out, since I read them nearly everyday as a kid, but I just cannot bring myself to get rid of them.

Glad to not disappoint! Have a star.

^ Video of the supposed usage

If someone shot a FOX news reporter, the whole GOPs collective head would explode while trying to figure out who to blame it on.

It’s pretty obvious why they’re running a smear campaign against him...