Man, it’s going to be a long year of people sucking Nintendo’s proverbial dick until their system comes out and disappoints everyone.

Welcome to America, the place where everything’s made up and the facts don’t matter

If you aren’t trolling (and this would be a good one), then politely go fuck yourself.

Agreed. If people I come across like the same types of music (I’m a huge fan of prog rock and metal), I might venture to ask if they’ve heard of this band or that band, but I never come at them with “You need to listen to [band name here]!”

The pic at the top of the article looks like a Republican’s wet dream. Two country singers in American flag clothes with a white, blonde-haired lady in a room gilded with Gold leaf.

They asked Joe Paterno for his thoughts on this issue years ago, but Joe said nothing and ignored their inquiries.

Yeah, that’s how marketing works. It’s their job to make sure the product they sell is marketed correctly and doesn’t lose traction with their user base. Everything you do as a company affects sales, and that absolutely includes the public’s perception of your organization.

I will continue to post this on every Dabo thread, because it’s funny every damn time.

At least the NFL has their priorities straight.

I like me some Crisp Rat but this movie looks absolutely horrible. Just over here, waiting on GotG 2 and hoping like hell Parks and Rec somehow comes back to ease my depression over our current political climate.

I would be willing to bet serious money that within his term as president, burning the flag will in fact carry SOME kind of punishment.

Lol spot-on. Screenshotting this so when it happens we can share a laugh together.

Ever wonder what an Oligarchy looks like? We’re living in it, folks.

We officially live in a reality that parallels satire.