God damn Sherman is hilarious.

These days, Nihilism is the only thing keeping me from falling into an intense depression. It’s the ultimate irony!

And yet I would bet my left leg the trial is deadlocked and she gets away with it (if she’s not outright acquitted, because... old white woman).

This may sound crass, but does anyone else think that a lot of problems in our society come from humans living so much longer now? You get so old your brain starts to go, and then you start believing anything any charismatic person tells you repeatedly (ie: the news media)? You long for your glory days and thus refuse…

My girlfriend and I have had a fake tree since our first Christmas together, and I’ll never get a real one ever again.

Just trying to bring a little light in the darkness. Glad you enjoyed it!

It’s from an old Sprite ad:

*Heavy Breathing*

So at Winco, they have a peanut butter grinder in the bulk foods section. And you can choose to get peanut butter made from honey roasted peanuts.

If you’re alright with Christmas music for a month, you’ve obviously never worked in a retail store. The one I used to work in played 3 different versions of frosty the snowman every 1.5 hours. God I fucking hate that song now. Can’t even watch the movie anymore.

If only he had sent some emails from the wrong server, they’d have been investigating him for 3 years now.

Welcome to the US, where Satanists care more about protecting your individual liberties than Christians do.

He’ll Out-Frank you every time though.

She’s been great on the show, and I can’t see them giving up the entire show because of her asking for more money. The episode she directed was really good too. I’m all for her getting paid on the level with Macy.