I do not understand what the argument here is... older players are dropping like flies from CTE related injuries, and no one in history has ever died from marijuana. Ever. How many players have OD’d from pain pills they’re forced to take because of the constant brutal pain they endure by the time they’re 36?

Where are all these racist fuckers planning on deporting the robots to?

Alright so mine isn’t really a negative story, but it’s pretty cool in my opinion.

Still can’t swing a golf club though lol

This better be a Trading Places reference.

“who would be worth more: black slaves from times past, or new slaves.”

Maybe we could get a Black Mirror type scenario going. You know the American public would be up for it.

+1 for glorious Mike Allred art

I wish all newscasters would just get a really loud buzzer, and when these old crypt-keeper pieces of shit start spewing lies just hold the buzzer until they shut up. Then follow it up with “WRONG!” and then just move on in the interview.

I’m going to start this off by telling you that this story is absolutely, 100% true. I’m not being sarcastic, I’m not joking around for once. But if you believe is ultimately up to you as this is the internet.

never mind me, just over here wiping away some totally unrelated sad tears

Thanks for the highly cerebral article! Who would have guessed your car doors might freeze shut, or that it’d be hard to walk in a couple feet of snowfall?

Posted for obvious relevancy.

The funny part is, people have always been as they are now. Just as stupid and racist and misogynistic. It’s just that before 10 years ago your racist uncle couldn’t spend all evening spamming racist shit into an internet echo chamber and reading made up biased news; he’d have to hang out with one of the 2-3 people…

I would be willing to bet anything that he gave Carson the position because it has the word “Urban” in it, and Carson is black.

Right, because Christianity isn’t spooky...

Man, old people are going to start getting really mad when he does take away their medicare/Medicaid. Have their brains all gone to mush to the point where they thought he’d actually keep a social safety net for them??