In the late ‘80s early ‘90s Toyota had so much demand that they placed a raised podium on the dealership floor and customers were required to get in line and request a salesperson while looking up to the manager. I was there to buy a Tacoma and I told the salesman that I’d buy the truck if they took out the…

The people that stuck them there don’t know that other countries exist.

Bad Credit! No Credit! Negative Credit? It doesn’t matter here at Big Bill’s Nissan and title pawn. We will get you butt in a brand new Nissan if we have to surgically amputate it and sew it into the upholstery, and yes that does count as a bill of sale and a threat.

0% down, 0% up, so many zeros we will throw in 2 at…

If they have tags at all. No credit, no problem. They are truly the buy here / pay here dealership for new cars.

This Mustang couldn’t even make it past the first floor. The Nissan Altima scoffs at such meager attempts at vehicular mayhem.

Of the 30.75 million unites sold worldwide, over half (18~18.5 million) were sold in the US.

I wish someone could explain the fascination of this book to me, I couldn’t get past the first 80 or so pages. All the characters and plots were stupid and annoying.

Referenced just a few days ago:

As if we needed another reason for term limits. This asshole has been in the Legislature for 30 years. How long has this sellout been receiving bribes? 

I hope it gets more. But I think the biggest obstacle is going to be getting the cast back considering the time commitments/that they’ve all been released from their contracts for awhile now.

The ***entire*** Toyota lineup has had the design language of an angry carp for like 5 years, its ridiculous. 

Especially since the plane was sitting on the ground...

So, find a mom and pop pizza joint, their prices are close and sometime lower and a better pizza.

And yet some people still think that physical media is on the way out?  Oh, how I would LOVE it if the subscription model crashes and burns so spectacularly that local video rental stores make a return.

It’s more like “Holy shit, this Whopper I ordered has wilted lettuce, old cheese, and I’m pretty sure this isn’t even beef.”

I’m totally the opposite. Fuck the free dating sites. if you’re willing to shell out on a premium product for dating it means you are serious about dating. It worked for me. 

“motivated dater feature.”

He’s like me; every once in a while you grow it out to see if you can grow a beard... Nope, still can’t.