These are some of my favorite cars of all time, but the auto transmission on this one kills it. 

When I was in the Navy one of my side duties was picking up new kids at the airport, giving them a tour of the base and surrounding areas, showing them their barracks room, and warning them against the more predatory businesses in the area.

100% if they don’t even bother to clean the interior. 

Diamond Chevrolet is the nation’s NUMBER ONE dealer for escaping the nuclear holocaust

If this is the best looking Porsche to you, we have wildly different tastes.

Thank god. This is a TERRIBLE vehicle, and anyone who can afford one would be much better served by a reliable used Civic or Corolla for equal or less money. 

I was going to say, no one is spending thousands on a basic tune unless you have a 911 or a Ferrari. 

“and considering that a tune on a gas-powered car would cost thousands for the same result, they say it’s worth it.”

It’s not the worst, but the most infuriating was the 2019 Nissan Rogue Sport I got as a rental when my car got totalled. It was slow to the point of being dangerous, it drove terribly, smelled like cat piss, and every part of it felt cheap and unintuitive. I hated it with a passion. One of the reviews of the car when…

See you on the other side :D 

I understand that times are tough for Jalopnik right now, but whoever is currently maintaining your site has made it nigh-unreadable. Whenever you scroll to the bottom of an article, it leaves the article and takes you to a random Root web page. It’s absolutely maddening and I won’t be returning until it’s fixed,…

If they just made a hybrid A6 sedan with about ~75 miles of range and a real engine, I’d be all about this. 

If you’re small enough you can crawl into the overhead bins for a great nap

Buddy of mine bought a top-trim SS in the last year they were available, for a total steal. Can confirm that these are absolute beasts, and should be brought back, but they never will.

I can’t wait for this to sell for $5M to an influencer who paints it bubblegum pink and installs LED lighting

I for one am SHOCKED that people don’t want to spend $80k on a Wrangler.

Customer declined all repairs and drove away

This. Although it would have been better if the dealer had been called “ChinaBest Car Truck Mercedes Huangyuang LTD”