She’s literally painful to look at

because “Mylar Balloon Spotted from Commercial Airliner” won’t generate as many clicks

If they reject American citizenship, I say we take up a national collection to purchase these fine individuals one-way tickets to Iran or the Democratic Republic of the Congo. I’d even spring for weekly “Bon Voyage!” parties at the airport for them, with champagne! 

My rule for flying Spirit is the same as taking Greyhound - I never will, ever again. 

Get a lawyer is almost always the answer. Don’t admit guilt, get a court date, and if it’s bad enough, hire a lawyer. I had a 5-point ticket disappear when my lawyer negotiated a deal where I attended traffic school. I completed the course and my violation got dismissed. It was well worth the $800 I paid.

I knew it was a Kia/Hyundai dealership before I even read he article.

Sheetz is planning to open a store in the Detroit Metro region later this year.

3 years ago, nah.

if you drink the blood of 10 housed, you get a house

Again, the 328 Hommage. Just crazy in all the right ways.

Genesis dealers are just Kia dealers in slightly nicer shoes

Maryland is terrible for used car purchases, but VA is even worse. 

I had an Infinti dealer refuse to let me leave for over 90 minutes. They “lost” the keys to my trade and kept applying high pressure sales tactics to convince me to buy the heavy, slow, POS car I had test driven. When I threatened to call the police, they finally found my keys.

you win

The Car of L’il Sebastian lovers everywhere

“...so that Rolls Royce doesn’t suspect anything if the car has to go back for warranty work”

She could use the 26 pounds of makeup she has on to write a note on the window if things get really bad

Officers gave him a verbal warning about speeding in highly populated city areas, and he was released.