if you drink the blood of 10 housed, you get a house

Again, the 328 Hommage. Just crazy in all the right ways.

Genesis dealers are just Kia dealers in slightly nicer shoes

Maryland is terrible for used car purchases, but VA is even worse. 

I had an Infinti dealer refuse to let me leave for over 90 minutes. They “lost” the keys to my trade and kept applying high pressure sales tactics to convince me to buy the heavy, slow, POS car I had test driven. When I threatened to call the police, they finally found my keys.

you win

The Car of L’il Sebastian lovers everywhere

“...so that Rolls Royce doesn’t suspect anything if the car has to go back for warranty work”

She could use the 26 pounds of makeup she has on to write a note on the window if things get really bad

Officers gave him a verbal warning about speeding in highly populated city areas, and he was released.

1. I drove a 2002 530i for about 4 months- it’s overall the best car I’ve ever driven. It’s good at everything, has unbelievable handling, is powerful enough, and the steering feedback and suspension are out of this world. It’s absolutely serene. 

I know a man who, at 34 years old, willingly walked into a Ford dealership and purchased a new C-Max. It was insanity. 

The price of a used S-class is just the first of many expenses to come. 

I’d put money on at least 30 of these sales taking place here in the DMV, likely near Baltimore

I know it’s a farm truck, but I love seeing the days when aerodynamics or drag coefficient was like, a 15th level concern at best

eight guests who were on the island on their own or with a private tour

I drove myself to my first drivers license test when I was 16 in a 1972 Suburban that we called Bertha. The instructor had it out for me- he failed me on a minor technicality and told me to come back in a month. I shrugged, got back into Bertha, and drove home.