His hacking had very little to do with the ultimate sentence.

With a staggering 3.13 DUIs per driver

The Altima drivers are usually able to flee the scene before the police can administer a breathalyzer.  

“Endless Layoffs and Studios Closing”

“like any wealthy Swedish heavy metal drummer”

This is 100% a publicity stunt

Was driving on Hwy 17 in California on a rainy night when I was in college. Hit a patch of water, spun, hit the barrier, ended up flipped upside down facing oncoming traffic. Somehow managed to get away and had zero injuries. As much a testament to the durability of the car (RIP a glorious ‘89 Saab 900) as anything…

I can’t tell from the photos, but if personal experience is any indicator, the Altima likely had three donuts, a mis-colored body panel, and duct tape holding the trunk closed.

A normal 1080p Blu-ray on a good TV/player will look better than 95% of streaming, and 4k disks are in a league of their own, both in picture and sound.

But it wasn’t available on any streaming services so we’d have to rent it, even though Roku and other websites said otherwise.

Dunno either, but I cannot get that link to show me anything other than $499. 

That’s from the listing the link takes me to. 

The Walmart link lists it for $500.

I’m one of the apparently very rare people that like how this car looks.

How strange that it’s hard to move $80k Chevy Tahoes.

Just as a side note, Sixt is far and away the best company I’ve ever rented a car from.

I left Way of Water (IMAX 3D!) thinking “That was basically a 2-hour theme park ride.”

I mean, both movies were visually stunning with zero plot or depth, so I guess this is pretty faithful?