We wouldn’t have so many car crash deaths if we stopped counting car crash deaths.

“The bones on these new humans we’re receiving are far more brittle than previously, leading to smaller pieces getting stuck in our teeth and difficulty in digestion.”

Also, Jedi Fallen Order is probably the best and most coherent Star Wars story told since KOTOR

Also, Jedi Fallen Order is probably the best and most coherent Star Wars story told since KOTOR

Aerial footage shared by police shows one of the vehicles involved travelling in totally sick circles around the intersection at a bitchin’ high rate of speed, while hundreds of thrilled people look on in utter amazement.

I’ve considered buying a Hyundai or Genesis before, but my experience at the dealers has been so bad every time that I’ve walked. I can’t imagine having to go back in for warranty work, service, etc.

This should be at least as good as the Uncharted movie. 

Why do all white supremacist GOP women have that same look?

That has to be WARM sitting 2 feet from that glowing metal.

FTFY

Except that Neumann made off with all that money successfully.

Man, killing this dude would have been 100% justified if it prevented him from opening the plane door in flight. 

This sounds like mental illness, which sucks for everyone involved. 

Man- as much as I hate to admit it, Torch and David were two of the last reasons I visit here anymore.

Do they work natively with the PS5?

This is the crackiest of pipes I’ve seen in many a year on this site. In fact, I’d bet that the car comes with a free crack pipe somewhere in the interior. 

Avacoindos

“How can we make this sharp metal box faster?”

The Thing is the only car I’ve driven that I’d call dangerously slow. Luckily, in a crash (which would likely take place at a speed of about 13mph), you’d be well protected by the many sharp metal angles in the cabin.

The Accord driver was obviously just a tourist engaging in peaceful demonstration- either that or they were a Raptor wearing Accord clothing.