The mantra remains: given any opportunity, or even no opportunity, players will find the least-fun way to play a game. 

This is second only to Tracy’s speedometer somehow leaking brake fluid onto your leg when you drove. 

Got  a 5-point ticket in an eastern state for going 38 over.

Is the lead image the best photo you could find? Jesus.

This is a fun and excellent car with WAY too many issues to justify the asking price. 

Needs more Bea Arthur

They don’t have interest in something with zip or something with personality. The whole goal is to have something that’s mostly nondescript, cost-effective, and doesn’t require them to stop at the gas pump all the time.

The good news is that you can just copy and paste this story and headline in 2 years, and then 2 years after that, etc. 

How about something super-comfy, with the ability to be fun- like a used Mercedes E550 or an A6 with the 3.0t?

Sold my 2018 GTI for more than I bought it for after driving it for 3 years.

This is a fantastic car.... for the current owner.

I was annoyed to learn that, instead of grinding for season points, I could have just bought the Subie and the DeLorean from the car menu- but I don’t begrudge the people that did :) 

I don’t think you can be a Jalopnik author unless you have a truly unhealthy obsession with [insert old, broken, rusty equipment here].

Trooper Rocky Oliphant

Rand fights not one, but two of the Forsaken - easily the most powerful One Source users ever - by the end of the first book. He defeats one by himself.

If you can actually order these, and they actually come with the graphics cards they claim to, they’re fantastic deals.

The books are well-written and a great yarn, but the bones of the story are so staggeringly basic. Chosen Mary Sue male destined to fight a big evil literally called The Dark One in the series, aided by a ton of tokenized groups stolen whole-cloth from other book series. (Particularly Dune)

It’s for people who want an S-Class, but one that last 15 years with no fuss. 

This is an amazing testament to the safety of these new cars. 

A bluetooth adaptor and decent speakers.