I don’t think you can be a Jalopnik author unless you have a truly unhealthy obsession with [insert old, broken, rusty equipment here].

Trooper Rocky Oliphant

If you can actually order these, and they actually come with the graphics cards they claim to, they’re fantastic deals.

It’s for people who want an S-Class, but one that last 15 years with no fuss. 

This is an amazing testament to the safety of these new cars. 

A bluetooth adaptor and decent speakers.

What I cannot stand is min/maxing. I wish there was a way to ensure that it didn’t exist in a game- it just ruins any unique and fun ways of playing. 

uh,

Is this an exploit, though? The Super Wheelspin is just openly listed as the third-available perk for the Jeep. Maybe it was meant to be just a regular wheelspin, but it’s an oversight, not an exploit.

I bought a 2018 A6 3.0t, installed a full S6 interior, and have an APR stage 1 (460hp) tune, all for about $2k more than this car cost. And yes, this was all this year, during the insane car prices.

The G70/80 is the best-looking new car on the road today. It’s amazing how far Hyundai has come in just 10 years. 

HOT TAKE: Hennesy XO is not good brandy

I think more embarrassing than the tow is owning both a phone holster and a hummer. 

HOT TAKE: The Souls-like genre is already overdone

This is easily worth snagging and spending another $3k to fix whatever’s not working. Easy NP.

I was going to buy a pair of their sunglasses as a very special gift for a Porsche-owning friend. I thought “How much could they be? $200?”

I should have kept my 2018 GTI that I paid $22k for brand new out the door

car companies are still making money hand over fist prioritizing high-profit-margin vehicles and leaving everything else on the to-do-list.

This game needs to be on here. What a refreshing surprise. 

He said he’s reducing total compensation to $62k. Salary, stock, options, everything.