Any car can do 116, true.

This will be the first of many accidents involving ludicrous speeds and the Plaid. 

I will never in my life own a minivan.

My glorious 2008 E550 got totaled on the highway about 6 months ago and I was forced to buy a new car. Even back then, it was insane- I got lucky, but man, people these days are going to get completely hosed.

To be fair, most planes are faster than any car you’ll drive. Even in a Cessna, you can usually get ~135mph sustained in a straight line for hours. 

Correction: I am likely not using some of the technology that the person who bought the car new paid for.

The Rogue sport is the most dangerously underpowered vehicle I’ve ever driven. Had one as a rental- 140 hp to move 3800 lbs, mated to an absolutely gutless transmission. More than once, I was seriously worried that I was going to get hit by someone because it was THAT slow to merge into traffic. I’ve driven 40-year…

An absolutely killer car for a reasonable price. It will leave you money to deal with the insane repairs. 

You see sir, my  client is clearly white. 

Out of over 7000 reviews, the game has only some 1600 (or roughly 8%) positive votes as of this writing.

them pesos be heavy

I recently took a junker of a $900 minivan on a road trip through Tennessee.

Every character should name themselves some form of Beff Jezos.

Counterpoint: This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen

If I woke up to Anna Taylor-Joy staring at me, I would literally scream in terror. 

All decent points!

Counterpoint: I sold about 200 ounces of physical silver at well above spot prices with literally zero issues over the course of last year- all on eBay. Granted, I wasn’t paid immediately, and I was selling Geiger bars, but still.

https://jalopnik.com/im-not-sure-how-ive-never-written-about-the-one-off-rol-1837911895

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