This one has a vibe of “I know about something really expensive that’s about to break and I’m getting the hell out. “

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

There was this one time when our car salesman turned out to be a murderer.

My favorite is the

My favorite is the

But unlike an elected official, it has zero bearing on your life or the institutions you rely on. So fucking give it a rest.

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

Hell, I live in Queens, 4 subway stops from Manhattan and I can’t get it here.

Still can't figure out how Paparazzo are legal.

Next question?

That guy would make an epic Bond villain.

I know it's supposed to be "Pierce."

" Let's say you own a BMW and you park it diagonally across four handicap spaces, but can't remember exactly where you did that." LOL!

Who decided to do a product launch in a New England diner?

Came here to say this. An automatic has a torque converter. If it doesn't have a torque converter it isn't an 'automatic'. There are really three different types of transmissions.

They want the building to burn down

Ford Focus ST: Poor, 2014; Poor, 2013

Yep, NBC Sports comes out of the ass of a bird. Knew it.