“Did Amelia Bedelia Die In A House Fire Caused by Her Own Incompetence Borne Of a Commitment to Over-Literal Interpretations?”

And I am Mexican and I want to go to Chipotle too, I am well equipped against food poisoning.

As this comes up every time, let’s settle this once and for all: No one goes to Chipotle in place of getting actual Mexican food.

All men have kill lists. Women need to realize this & stop fussing.

I would say I enjoyed around 2/3rds of the audio book but I was really ready for it to end before it did. Once it became clear who the killer was I just wanted to wrap it up to prove I was right.

I would refrain from speaking on the black experience since you’re white. It’s really not for you to comment about whether or not it’s “stereotypical” for black people to act a certain way when we’re not in the presence of whites. Maybe just read and learn from the conversation rather than interjecting your white…

Ew, get the fuck out with this statement.

Somehow I both agree with Demi’s comments about Swift and think she shouldn’t have said them, and definitely shouldn’t have issued a non-apology about them. Not because I thought they were mean, really. She’s basically saying Swift and her friends are really pretty in an unattainable way, which isn’t “nice” but also…

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”

The devil is a troll, rather than a believer.

Totally. “I can has plunder?”

Note to boy celebs:

The saddest thing about Hiddleswift is not that it happened but that it happened and some people, including commenters on this very site, I might add, thought it was a real relationship. I made the mistake once of calling it what it was and all hell came down.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

I think the “extra” part everyone is probably peeved with is the fact that they set up a GoFund Me for her. If parents wanna send their child to a private school, they absolutely should, but asking for money from strangers for it is a bit much. Private school isn’t a necessity - it’s a luxury.

How about because it’s an overreaction to a solvable problem? I think the parents saw a chance to get their 15 minutes and some cash.

The parents have started a GoFundMe page to send Taraji to private school...

There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

Red is such a great album! Probably her best, song writing-wise. Holy Ground, State of Grace, All Too Well, Red... the only songs I don’t like all that much are the radio hits.