“Lonely Boy was spotted making out with new hottie in town, see you in rach-hell, after MOTHXR’s performance on Saturday night. While MOTHXR has received glowing reviews from rags about town, this jury is still out.

So it’s basically about how she would like her and Katy Perry’s feud to end?

real talk:

Glad the darling found her babies in the end.

I have size 12 feet but they are super narrow so I can only ever find trainers that fit me because I can lace them up. I need to order in shoes from a very small pool of companies that make shoes narrow enough (size 7 or 8 width but 12 length, ugh) but I would never have surgery just to fit in high heels. It is pretty…

What used to gall me was when I was in my early twenties my boyfriend at the time had a couple of roommates who seemed otherwise tolerable but I remember being in the living room and watching TV and one of the guys without failure would say things like “I’d fuck her!” or “She’s fuckable!” Like I care who you think is…

There’s a story Jewish people tell their kids (it’s not in the Torah, it’s a Midrash) about how Abraham smashed all the idols in his dad’s shop when he was a kid. I think that might be what she’s referring to. I think what she’s saying about the Oscar is kind of sweet! It’s symbolic of not worshipping fame and stuff.…

The biggest turn of the tables was losing every game of beer pong to a Latina and gay guy. I’m not kidding, the entire party would erupt every time we beat their best team. The only time being drunks and slightly mean jokesters worked in our favor.

I agree on all accounts. I had friends with multiple mums, wearing 5 at a time. Of course, those were the popular kids. Now ones mum takes up as much as 4 or 5 mums.

This was basically my high school. It sucked. Thus I went to college very far away only to realize after I graduated that those asshats were waiting outside for me.

Niall probably is going to find the most success being a presenter like in an Emma Willis or a Ryan Seacrest sort of way. He has the personality for it.

Is terrible! There, finished it for ya. :)

This was my entire high school experience. I ended up having to become that “ew gross don’t call me a feminist, honestly I kinda hate women” girl just to survive. It took a long time to purge all the horrifying misogyny I'd internalized.

Hands up for yada yada except switch genders bla.
Me. It’s not always about guys/girls. It’s about people.

I’m bi, and I’ve noticed a HUGE difference in how guys treat me when I’m dating a woman vs. a man. When you’re a “straight” girl, you’re treated like an annoyance that dude-bros like this seek the company of other dude-bros to get away from, like the woman in this story. When you’re “gay”, it’s all “we’re lesbros!!”…

The extreme remoteness, too many scary creatures and the humidity are what would make the Amazon a hellish place to visit for me..

And it’s always us in the group that are made to feel inferior and crazy for not agreeing with them, even when they say ludicrous statements such as your boobs must be fake if you're not cool with the group insisting that they see for themselves.

I agree with you 100%. I just don’t think his voice is all it’s been made out to be but it doesn’t matter because he is Harry Styles.... and I will totally pre-order that shit. (As well as Zayn’s anticipated album.)

Yeeesss I immediately thought «my idea of hell» as well
Mimister and I were musing very recently about what would be the worst place to go on a trip. We both came up with the Amazon. If you add the bros, then it's just beyond.

this is one among like 32948203942 he’s hurled at nb, whose pic was throwing shit at something liam jokingly IGd about a new replacement member (ig vid of a friend doing horrible karaoke). liam was joking. nb was being a cunt. and louis took offense because being the meanest is HIS job.