Also, every time I’m in an airport, I have the same inner monologue: “OH I GUESS I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO STOP AT A PROPER RESTAURANT, LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO GET MCDONALDS”

“Maybe it’s a primal, animal-like thing for me to want to know she’s mine just by looking at her — my OB told me lots of mothers feel this way. She also advised against the piercing and has threatened to report my husband and I to child protection services. Uh, yeah right, doc! Try and get between a momma bear and her…

ugh, rude. There is nothing worse than having a line from a hair, bar actually HAVING a hair stuck in your nailpolish. Then add that it’s from a cat on top of it? Kitty probably did that on purpose. the bastard.

Yup, right there with you. Maybe it’s time to start incorporating cat hairs into nail art?

#smokecathaireveryday

To this day I thank the gods that I’m not allergic to cats. Those damn hairs get everywhere. I was seeing a lady who had just ONE cat, and ended up finding cat hairs on my stuff months after I stopped sleeping over at her place.

Now now, we all know... Taylor Swift doesn’t “let” her cats do anything. Cats give no fucks and do whatever they want. Including attempted murder... Calvin can consider himself lucky if he doesn’t wake up with the cat on his face (pussy puns abound...).

Is anyone else actually surprised that Human B-Side Rita Ora fails to elicit enthusiasm/recognition from someone in more or less her own industry? Because I’m not.

The Krrrrraken!

She’s also only 25.

Full-on brag: I had a baby named after me in 1990. It was supposed to be named after my brother, who had been a very good friend to this kid at school who was having some trouble fitting in. His mom was so grateful she named the baby in honor of our family.

Do you know anything about Farrah other than the fact that she is on Teen Mom and does porn? Because if you did you’d know that this doctor business is just the latest in a looong line of delusions. To this day she insists that the first porn she did with James Deen was a “sex tape” with her boyfriend that was…

Look, I love Bring it On as much as the next lady, but you can’t tell me that Swimfan wasn’t the greatest Jesse Bradford cinematic masterpiece of all time.

They exist. I remember when they got out on the Interwebz.

They get caught in the rain!

I would hate to get caught in the rain. It would be a total mood-spoiler. Wet clothes clinging, making it hard to move. Bleh.

I really want to see a movie about someone who is not The Perfect Guy falling for the Oh am I hot? I never realized that, with my perfect body and long blonde hair! girl. And the only problem they have is some bizarre issue that like less than 1% of the population face.

Kelly, I don’t know what you did to Erin to make her so mad but you should apologize, ‘cause this just seems really mean.