as a ten-year-old homosexual boy, the sequel that involved her twin brothers wandering nude through the desert for a while somehow made more of an impression on me. #gofigure

Right, but why are they bothering? Why now? Because of elevator gate?

YES BLESS YOU NIALL FOREVER

1) Callie you always do the best Dirtbags. Thank you for making my morning cereal-eating and coffee-drinking so enjoyable.

Beyoncé and Jay Z kissed on the mouth at the end of their show in Seattle.

You are right. Joey Fatone does have dreamy eyes.

This is just the episode of The Simpsons where Homer won't let Bart see the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. This daughter will be thanking her mom when she eventually becomes Chief Justice of the United States. #simpsonsdidit

Nope. Sorry. I could not get past someone eating only kid foods. Its one thing to not like something but to limit your options to places you would take your kid cousin would not fly with me. I think being an adult picky eater also shows an unwillingness to adapt to change and its a pretty clear indicator that you're…

I have a pretty strong dislike for former Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft. She was dumped on the results show and cried about it. And then used people's sympathy to create a career out of being dumped on tv. She was dating her current husband before going on the show and only went on the show to make him jealous…

Clearly fiance type stuff = Telling your hopes, dreams, fears and plans for the future. It means spilling your guts and your deepest secrets. I know dudes are supposed to be monoliths without feelings or emotions, though, so I get why you're confused.

I don't know. I think he has all the right to squeeze as much juice out of his reality show lemon. I mean, Andi did that herself with her situation with Juan Pablo and it clearly did her well.

As per people's replies on the Bachelorette article a few weeks ago, I really don't see why people are hating on Nick so much. He's entitled to have his feelings, and he doesn't seem to be doing any "slut-shaming" to me, just voicing how he feels about the matter.

If the genders were reversed, would (s)he be getting as…

Well, no one likes eating crow.

I don't get this comment. You'll be raked over the coals if you have even the slightest bit of stubble by the cattier members of society. There are no "acceptable limits" of armpit hair for women - models have even the tiniest bit of pit shadow photoshopped out, while a few sparse hairs will lead to a chorus of…

As Freud said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. You are desperate for this to be some emotional abuse case and most people who have spent any time around kids know this is not the case at all. She is more concerned about her brother not being a baby because he's so cute. I see a little girl who very much wanted a…

No. I think you are reading way too much into this. I have a kid that age who asks questions about death all the time. I'm willing to bet that a day later, she will have pretty much forgotten about it.

this Beiber/Bloom/Kerr/Gomez/Packer story is making me so happy at the moment. It has everything you could want: romance, intrigue, lies, no planes or schools being bombed, Australian connections and possibly allegedly weird sex stuff with an Australian billionaire (Google Packer and Kerr). And best of all - I don't…

"I WANT TO FOCUS ON MY SALAD RIGHT NOW TERRY."

But what's happening is not a genocide. It's a war. A bloody, horrific war. And the notion that the disproportionate number of Palestinian men between the ages of 18 and 30 who have died are innocent civilians and not Hamas fighters is absolutely absurd.

I married an OKC date and we are still married.