Considering my feelings about a nice Graham Cracker crust, that was an utter failure.

Understandably shaken, Pauline asked to speak to a manager, who pulled her aside and gave her some hand sanitizer and a 30% off coupon. No one took her name down, no one offered to follow up with her.

SHOCKED.

The joke isn't about beating my wife (which isn't funny).

The joke is about me having nothing masculine left except for violence (which is sad).

Actually one of the articles said it did "have a history of violence".

Precisely. I'm guessing the majority of rich celebrities who put on an "aw shucks, I'm just regular folk" shtick in fact share a lot of her bourgeois tastes and consumption habits. There's so much more out there that's worthy of our hate. (LOL)

You have never met my cat. That worked, like, ONCE. Now he just looks at you like an idiot as he continues to claw the couch.

This only works if water is, in fact, a deterrent. I have one cat who likes baths and will jump in the shower. Fortunately he does not also eat children.

Not for my cat. He sits there and has a shower until he gets tired of me spraying him.

I gotta tell you, I would have booted the cat in this situation, too. I'm not going to gingerly pick it up and give it access to my face. Nope. That's a big fucking cat and I'm not even sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You're exactly right, and no it's not just your cat. Forcefully tearing your latched-on cat off of your arm/leg/baby is not a good method of training, but it's a necessary thing when, again, the cat has it's claws dug into flesh and doesn't seem to have any interest in letting go. That's not a 'teachable moment,'…

Not knowing the situation, you cannot actually claim that kicking it did nothing. If a cat attacked my baby child, the first fucking thing is do is boot the fucker away. My primary goal is GET CAT OFF CHILD, considering how to do that in anything but the absolute fastest way would not even register in my mind,…

Reason with it

Well, he said it was attacking his baby sooo...

My people are here I love swifty so much!!

I think it's an overreaction. I also think it's appalling how this article is treating teenage girls like they're idiots...like EVERY model photo they see in magazines, no matter how crudely 'shopped, they'll accept as "perfection" without any discretion or rational thought. Please. I know teenage girls can be…

I thought that her self titled album was hands down the best. Ironically it was the last one I listened to.

Me too!

Oh geez. I think one of my top favorite songs is "Haunted." While I love Red, I think my favorite album is Speak Now.

Shit yeah! Tremors was one of those few movies I watched time and time again. My best friend and I can still quote the good lines at each other. Other people in the room are like 'huh?'