Japanese people are normally more petite and slimmer than Westerners. Part of it is the traditional diet, and part is genetics. It's not like they're a nation of anorexics : |

I hate everything.

I was being sarcastic, I thought it would be obvious—damn. Now you're going to get more stars than me.

Either that or Arrested Development!

Just to restore some of your faith in humanity: I got what you were going for with your OP pretty quickly. So James Van Der Beek and I both saw what you did there, and got a chuckle out of it.

You forgot to use sarcasm font! You have ANGERED THE CHILDREN.

The lack of stars, I think, is a testament to your cleverness. Be proud.

Honestly, I don't she's a racist per se. I just don't think she completely understands the power differential that she displays in her act.

LOL people's sarcasm meters have been broken for weeks now. Don't feel too bad about it.

so brill! hahahaa you are hilarious!!!!
I hope you have a beautiful day today!
xo

Its pretty fascinating how this joke flew over so many heads. I thought it was pretty clear you were being sarcastic. Oh well -_-

Its ok. I figured it was sarcasm. You just mimicked the crazy that we could see her supporters saying too well. lmao. You're a victim of your own wit.

Or that she's just trying too hard.

The "you all," at the beginning was a giveaway for me!

Yeah, we black people who called her racist were part of the Jezebel cabal cat layabout campaign.

To be honest when I read your post I thought you were being serious.

How can anyone read this and take it seriously? Although I guess that points to the dedication of Miley stans that this could be believable to some...

Well done, my friend.

Uhm, Miley is literally the best at everything that Miley does, because she IS the best. So if she's a feminist, she is like, the biggest feminist. The most femmiest feminist. The femininiest femmiest feministyest feminist.

#truefax
(#sarcasm)

Yeah. I know.