There’s an entire episode of Freaks & Geeks where the parents try to figure out what that song’s about.

I got an Allysin Chaynes notification for this?!

Wow, Nikki Young must have been pissed to see her boyfriend propose to actress Nikki Reed (of “Thirteen” and “Twilight” fame)!

When I’m President (which I realize is unlikely since [a] I’m Jewish and [b] my opponents would likely use my prostitution sting arrest in their negative campaign ads) I’m not going to golf. I’m going to spend a lot of time paddleboarding and take all my meetings on the water.

OK, now do: “Completely Missing the Point: Scary Movie and the Terrible Spoof Movie Craze”.

Seven Mary Three is the poor man’s Nickelback.

I know, I totally thought it was Vera Farmiga.

The requirements to become a priest now make me wonder what the requirements would be to join the Night’s Watch in modern-day Westeros. I take it you can’t just show up and say you’re going to take the black; there’s probably a really hard master’s program you need to pass.

Meanwhile, Jackie Earle Haley waits for the phone to ring...

Guess he’s the Qusay to Harvey’s Uday.

Wasn’t there already a Mario Van Peebles movie with this title?

Everyone throws around the Groundhog Day comparison for Happy Death Day, but I still say it’s more like Before I Fall (young female protagonist) meets Edge of Tomorrow (is killed repeatedly).

Out here in California a man was recently caught after a bank robbery spree where he handed the teller a note that simply said, “give me the money in the register, I have a gun.” After getting the money, he thanked the teller, apologized, and fled the scene. No one else in the bank even knew it was being robbed; it is…

Eh, it wasn’t great, but it wasn’t X3: The Last Stand.

Well, at least we can all agree the third one’s always the worst.

-I liked how good-natured the contestants in “Millennials vs. Gen X” (except for Michaela) were when they were voted out. Patrick’s bitterness just seems petty.

Not condoning sexual assault, but if the 1950s taught us anything, a witch hunt atmosphere is NEVER good for Hollywood.

I’ve never seen The Heights, never met anyone who watched it, and it probably didn’t stick around long enough to gain a reputation for being good or bad, but man oh man, did “How Do You Talk To An Angel” ever deserve to be a #1 hit.

I’ve always been a fan of South Park, but I’ve never liked that Primus theme song. I get the irony in the lyrics (it is most certainly NOT a town of friendly faces everywhere and humble folks without temptation) but that singer, and particularly Cartman’s “people spouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!” have just gotten more and…

Duke Weaselton was selling bootleg copies of upcoming Disney films with animal-themed plays on their titles; one of them was “Giraffic”.