the cool way she just blows through knocking J Rogan down a peg

And now for a musical interlude...

personally i think he probably doesn’t want their relationship to get out because he is talking to other women and conning them too (typical in prison) and he really isn’t into her. at. all. he is bored as hell and is using her for amusement. 

Mash-up from last week’s halloween contest and this week’s mortification contest:

9th grade, went dressed as Michael Phelps to school in a speedo, didn’t make it through first period before they called my mom to come pick me up.

I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…

He shot her in the face, why no attempted murder charge?

For those that didn’t know Dolly has always been a real one. Shit you should’ve known when she was in 9 to 5. She did say that she would turn Dabney Coleman from a rooster to a hen with one shot. Remember?

Wow. You say you aren’t singling the Muslim group out but this entire post is riddled with micro-aggression's right down to commenting on the spiciness of the shits because lolz Muslims eat spices. This is literally a shit situation and I’m sure it was awful but you should really have a think about how you’ve written…

Depends. Do you want the kids to shut down amd just quit the first time they lose and get treated like ‘a loser’ and mocked?

They shouldn’t have taken shit down. 

Your mom is AWESOME.

4th of July 2010? I’m 19 and at my annual fun/cool family party with my ex and one of my best childhood friends. It’s been held for years at this point and the party is on a property that’s kind of big and has woods that can be used for camping so people usually spend the night. My best childhood friend is a hardcore…

Thank goodness she did that so it could completely exonerate this dude from his own publicly exposed, shitty acts of abuse! Phew! Chris owes her one.

Oh, it is! Also:

Yeah, white people are mad. It’s pretty scary when power you didn’t earn is threatened. How did you get it? You don’t know! You just woke up this way!

My favorite quote today:

You did not just try to school me on my own culture did you? Ugh I’m gonna go hang out over at The Root.

In a crazy twist his long lost sin daughter turns out to be half duck !?!?!

Someone is on deck for a SCOTUS nomination.