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Did Beenie Man perform his song about killing gay people or has he dropped that from his repertoire?

Honestly, two more bags filled with chopped up bro would be totally understandable.

I have four cats. Two males, two females. There is an older male and female and a 2 year old sibling pair I raised since taking in their pregnant mom. Mom and 7 other babies were adopted out. Wife and I kept the pair.

That’s the thing, this shouldn’t have haunted her. Nothing wrong with making some porn on the side. She was wrenching for a living, not running for office. The people that would haunt her for this are the ones to blame, not her and her onlyfans account.

She was thinking she’s an adult and should be able to do what she likes in her personal time.
She was also thinking she had bills to pay.

Yeah man, got to make sure technicians aren’t *checks notes* making a side income in a completely unrelated field.

Yep. Weird match-up.

Michael Jackson could reach things up on slightly higher shelf.

During WWII, America faced a shortage of nearly everything because it was all needed to support the war effort. To help keep things in stock and still support the troops, the federal government imposed rationing. Heads of households (and single individuals) would receive a ration book every month which carried a

Homosexual event = brunch

Saff is too pure and good for this world.

I’m pregnant, it happened before the pandemic and honestly, I’m absolutely terrified. If I’d known this was going to happen, I would’ve waited. I’m here hormonal and freaking out instead of enjoying what should be a happy and exciting time in my life. No, a Corona baby should NOT be a thing.

You do not want to be giving birth in 9 months.

This will not be over in 9 months.

Pretty sure that daycare charging your friend while closed due to this global pandemic in order to “hold” the kid’s spot is price gouging and your friend should absolutely look into legal rights there. It seems very, very not okay.

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

You are an American hero

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

Yeah!!! Fiona Apple!!  She knows we need this right now.

Literally everyone who clutches pearls about butts live in the US.