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Same. My kids are always logging in from various devices and I’m responsibly contacting them to make sure its not some rando, but I *do* pay for an account where they have their own user profiles. What do I care if they are watching on an old ipad at their dad’s, or at some other kid’s house at a sleepover? Also, like…

Every picture I see of her reminds me of when my now-adult daughter was in pre-school and going through her first “Look, I can get dressed all by myself!” phase

In AUS “lollies” is generic for sweeties in general, not just suckers.

I binged the first few seasons so I can’t remember exactly where we were in Midge’s timeline when she was pissed about something and took the opportunity to violently flip a random food service workers full tray out of his hands as he passed by, but that’s when it solidified for me that Midge isn’t nice. What an…

I feel its really bold of him to assume that there will be future editions of his book.

Why do these guys always have faces that look like freshly decanted canned hams

I think its a pretty genius way of saying a lot of nothing in such a way that the mouth breathers standing in the audience can hear whatever they want to hear. I would never say close listening and critical thinking skills are at the forefront of the contemporary maga crowd anyway. Herschel can spew this incoherent…

it’s not true

Statistically speaking at least one or two of those jackholes are gay. Look at those faces, try to decide which ones are overcompensating that they can’t talk about their feelings and will never know the caress of another man. I vote for Blue Steel there with the gray tank top straps and Lenin beard. Toxic masculinity…

Well, sure, a precious human child of god is now gone from us (the world) and her family (who are surely suffering in deepest grief and sorrow right now) forever, just snapped out of existence, but now you can go about your day knowing you’ve dropped this steaming hot take on Kinja, and restored balance. Good job!…

Sweet fat baby Jesus, though. I mean, they’re barely in office and this one issue is going to “hamstring” her chances at POTUS, but meanwhile Republican dipshits do & say whatever the fuck they want and continue, somehow, to accumulate power, money, votes.

I went to school in the area and we called it “Colonial Whites”, this was in the 80's & its been a thing for a while.

He’s a Career Asshole with decades of experience and a sort of dim cunning that probably makes him aware that, given a chance, most people serving him would definitely take any chance to loogie up his order. 

“ eating KFC with a golden fork and knife”

I have a daughter who was just the right age to be a fan of Hannah Montana back when she was on TV and I’ve had my eye on Miley, peripherally, for years. She’s a tiny elfin creature with an amazing huge voice, and an absolutely authentic self-assured attitude. She also has a true fan’s love of Drag Race, and the cool…

Knusper Flakes, then Honig Salz Mandel. 

Knusperflakes. It is indeed the best. I keep mine in the fridge. Next best is Honey Salt Almond. 

I read your comment about reading her comment and all my teeth fell out. It’s ok because while they were falling out, I was deep cleaning the grout in my bathroom with my toothbrush. Which I guess I don’t need anymore.

He did cast that rueful knowing glance at the decanter and two tumblers, post-event.