Just buy some heavy cream and get to churnin'.

Probably not. If the breast reaches 170 in the oven it'll be overcooked by the time it rests. There are a few things you can do though: brine the bird with salt/sugar water before you roast it; cut it into pieces and cook the breast separately from the dark meat; let it rest before carving so the juices stay with the…

Just to keep things in perspective: if your family did any of that between 1956-1980 they were making at least 20-50% more than someone earning minimum wage today.

In a hierarchical society it's just one person with a hundred rocks, instead of a hundred people with one rock each.

Check your speakers. Sometimes dialogue is put on a single channel so if a connection is loose you might not hear it.

And you forgot the part where DeNiro grabs Depardieu's dick:

The thing to remember is that the opinions of people you disagree with are just as important as yours - which is to say not at all important.

Your arrogant posturing wasn't convincing the first time around, no reason to waste my time reading it again.

What's illogical is assuming you know better than a bunch of people who make this their business without considering the possibility that you may be wrong beyond a passing thought.

Here's the GAO's assessment of the SVCP's connection with HIV in response to a request from Rep. James Traficant: http://www.gao.gov/new.items/d028…

I'm not saying it's a likely vector, but it's possible. As proof I offer the story of Borneo's orangutan prostitutes: http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n1…

The dragons are assuming that because no one transforms that they must have green eyes, but the transformation only occurs when they are certain of their eye color. Why wouldn't they assume instead that no one else knew their eye color like every day before the traveler made his proclamation?

It means they leave a vacuum in front of their roommates door as a way to imply that they should vacuum. It's passive-aggressive because they aren't directly confronting the roommate and telling them to clean. As far as the purpose of the text within the article it's meant to achieve a humorous effect by suggesting…

You should've conducted an impromptu ice bucket challenge.

The last couple of weeks I've been rewatching Buffy and thinking to myself that Cleveland must be such a nightmare that demons would rather face off with a slayer than live there long enough to open its Hellmouth. Also, she was really lucky Wolfram & Hart didn't have any plans for the apocalypse before the end of…

On the bright side, now you have an excuse to do some research of your own.

Flax oil is known as a drying oil and has long been used for varnishes and oil paints because of the coating it forms. Just be careful, cloth soaked in the oil can spontaneously combust if left wadded for too long.

The Irish do something similar called colcannon.

Circa 2005. He claimed it was hacked from his T-Mobile Sidekick, though, which makes it sound like it was a million years ago.

Your bravery is admirable, and at the risk of sounding creepy reward you with the knowledge that he made a sex tape.