If you’re “fairly active” on Jezebel, then you should be aware that the phrase “playing devil’s advocate” is a phrase often used by MRA types and others who want everything explained to them, causing women unnecessary emotional labor.

Holy Fucking Shit i needed this tweet in my life TEN YEARS AGO

He didn’t apologize or even mention the movements that are at the root of him not attending. All he said was he wasn’t attending because he would be a “distraction,” as if he’s not coming simply because all these feminazis would get too hysterical. He basically put the blame on women for calling him out instead of…

Thank you very much. Whenever I read the phrase “just playing Devil’s advocate here,” it translates in my brain to “I’m an asshole who wants you to explain your position, even though it’s already crystal clear.”

I love this so much.

would have been better for him to own up to his shit behavior and have THAT be the reason he doesn’t show up. Not passively aggressively blame everyone else.

Can Brie Larson get a do-over too so she can hand the Oscar to Denzel instead?

Madeleine: When reading Harry Potter, did you ever wonder how Hagrid’s dad fucked a giant?

There are two kinds of people: those who would have sex with the Fish Man, and those who are lying to themselves

The entire family is going to be decked out with this shirt:

If I thought for even a second that she didn’t relish the lies, I’d feel slightly sorry for her. But I don’t. She comes from a family of sanctimonious liars and there’s literally zero evidence that any of this is even slightly disturbing to her. Like her father, she appears to relish the Big Lie just as much as the…

Yes to your last line. I fucking HATE people who want to sit back and “blow up the system” because it generally means they know they’re going to be OK and fuck the poor slobs on the bottom who will suffer the most. There’s nothing “progressive” about that.

I hope his mug shot is A) really flooded with light to the point of being neon and over-exposed!

Moving the bed? Stop it; you’re in the room to essentially sleep and maybe fuck a little. Just leave things as is. There’s no need to redecorate the place.

I mean, they for sure have a complicated relationship but clearly these two people love & respect each other and have real chemistry.

Remember around election time, when he was wearing baggy suits in order to hide that he was just _slightly_ a fat fuck? Here, he looks ready to burst at the seams!

Normally, I wouldn’t rag on someone over their weight (being a fat fuck, myself), but it’s his hypocrisy which prompts the derision. His claims of fitness…

She looks like she’d happily smother him in his sleep.

I think it’s the Pai-hole.

Is it sometimes referred to as ‘led’ and not ‘lead’? Am I losing it? Or still drunk from last night? Has my home filled with carbon dioxide and caused me to finally abandon the tenuous grip I’ve painstakingly maintained with reality until this moment?

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”