Seriously. I mean, if we’re reading into it, maybe she doesn’t like the way she looks when she’s pregnant. Is that not allowed?

And a cackling puppet Yoda setting Jedi relics on fire with a lightning bolt.

It’s actually not that unusual for Royal Christmas cards to feature a dated photo. I somehow had enough time this morning to click through a 43-image slideshow of royal Christmas cards since Charles and Diana were married - which, incidentally, was a photo from their wedding, long before the holiday season. Charles…

The blog Go Fug Yourself paints her as a science-loving child who is constantly plotting how to take over the universe. I choose to believe that characterisation is the truth.

She’s also a known sufferer of hyperemesis gravidarum. She may not “show” because she’s literally vomiting constantly and may actually have difficulty gaining weight during pregnancy.

Speculating and discussing the way she looks is totes tacky, y’all!

Harry has made the most amazing PR turn around that I’ve ever seen. A few years ago he was in the tabloids naked in Las Vegas and dressed as a Nazi for Halloween. Now he is a good buddy of Obama, devoted to charity, and marrying a charming mixed race American commoner who works for the UN. He’s everyone’s favorite…

Oh, silly me, the Queen is her great-grandmother. Durrr.

That little Charlotte is just too cute. She has this look like she knows exactly who and what she is. I am sure she keeps her parents and nannies busy. I love it.

Charlotte looks so exactly like her grandmother, it’s almost eerie!

George is about to escape and his dad’s hands are like “No.” Charlotte’s “smile” face is too cute. I don’t know what “thoroughly staged” even means. They got a photographer and a backdrop which is standard for many people’s holiday photos. Of course it’s staged.

I love that Obama and Michelle will be guests of honor at the wedding and Trump will likely not even get an invite.

Except that you’re always, always, always a representative for the company you work for, and saying something so terrible has (or should have) consequences — especially when you’re an executive at a major entertainment conglomerate.

Except he’s blabbing about a legal matter. Alleged crimes.

YAS!All scumbags in power positions exit stage left.

I simultaneously support your moral and entertainment choices and never, ever want to visit your house.

No way. Being Queen is actually a lot of work. Work I would hate (state dinners, lots of shaking hands, lots of tours, never being allowed to state your opinion.)

Larry,

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

I do this for a living. Buy a thesaurus so you have 25 different words for the color “red”. And say “depth and texture” a lot. And if theyre total dicks, quote them a super high price aka “the asshole tax”.

I decorate old brahmin money houses in the Greater Boston area for the holidays.Its a little weird. Thefirst year I did it I thought that these society ladies were wicked busy with...whatever it is they do. But they literally hang out with me the whole time, asking how to tie bows, or if the cranberry velvet makes…