shut up, rupaul

a long time ago, i would just think, “Affect=Action, Effect=rEsult”

it’s stupid, but EFFECTIVE.

i LOOOOOOOOOOVE this movie!! it’s just so incredibly well done and still holds up.

but... “under the auspicious of an interview”  

what??

you sound super fun

“it will be interesting to see how that effects the rest of the state” 

the grindr hookup in the model home is the one that has always stuck with me.  definitely my favorite.  the other is the abandoned home in the middle of nowhere with a big, dark pit inside.

...there’s a link in the post to the original story.  in writing.

shut up, kylie

eenstead ‘e used eet as a shance to put ‘is testicles all over me!

i’m calling the police

the Marvel Cinematic Universe Universe?

“Omarosa Manigault Foster Johnson Livingstone Williams Sonoma”

i just died.

you can’t be for real

or maybe you’re the idiot because where did you get that he was a stranger to her when she sent them?

maybe because they fucking want to and it has nothing to do with this story.

people can have herpes for years without being symptomatic, so there’s absolutely no way for her to know who she got it from. doctors don’t test for it without there being an outbreak anyway, so you can’t know you don’t have it either.

I just watched it last night and while Glen Powell is delightful, Zoey Deutch needs to rein in the overacting and learn to chew with her fucking mouth closed.

i’m turning 43 this year and would totally get away with wearing Star Wars Vans at my office. i just got the Vans Captain Marvel high tops and plan to wear them on friday. *shrug*

(Remember this iconic photo from William and Kate’s wedding?)