Silverstone is also an anti-vaxxer...

that’s not comic sans

Cory Booker follows me on twitter. we’re thinking a september wedding.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

bad kissers are the WORST. however, i think that’s usually a good indicator of sexual (in)compatibility; in my experience, if i wasn’t that into how they kissed, the sex wasn’t that great.

old lady over here like:

how do any names say “single mother”?? i think you’re mostly full of shit, but that one jumped out at me because i’d venture to guess most of the children were named before any change in marital/relationship status.

you know they both have served in the military and harry was deployed to afghanistan, right? william spent a fair amount of time as a search and rescue pilot. i don’t know how you don’t consider that ‘work’.

to be fair, it’s not their fault they were born into that life. what i think is admirable is the amount of genuine charity work they do. it seems like both william and harry are making a big effort to make something useful out of the life of wealth and privilege they were born into. they don’t just show up for…

this is a long-standing rule. you can’t show up in anything that would cause the public to mistake you for a cast member.

to all you people hating on her fridge...

i haven’t watched BH in a long time, but he seemed like a colossal dick, so i’m not surprised. she and her fridge, however, are national treasures.

these people aren’t very good with the actual teachings of the bible. they tend to forget some pretty important parts. this is my favorite one they like to ignore:

oh those people...i once overheard a dude exclaim, “fucking mexicans!” after being on the phone with uhaul and i pointed out he was talking about my people. “oh, but that’s different...you were born here.” i have lots of those kinds of stories. fuck those ignorant shits.

binder clips from work!

wut? sit down.

i just ate chipotle yesterday. i ain’t afraid of no (E.)co(li)!

this bums me out super hard. :(

that happens incredibly often; i know this firsthand. unless there is physical evidence/a witness, many child molesters don’t even get arrested because they wouldn’t have sufficient evidence to bring to trial. i know of someone who has had multiple accusations over the course of now decades, and he’s out there living…