i love the luster matte lip colors! i have petal(?) and i adore it. i’m curious about these cream lip stains...i love stila’s stay all day lip colors, but these are a little bit cheaper, which is always great.

that’s fucking it? THAT’S IT?! what the fuck kind of restitution is that?

so a snake oil salesman?

that picture of her is giving me so much joy.

Beyoncé’s, for sure. it’s not blasphemy, it’s common sense.

that hair...

are you my sister?

“Mexican central american immigrants”

i like your style.

absolutely untrue. what exactly is “a little older,” in your eyes? i could be considered a little older (i’ll be 40 in two months), but i wear matte lip colors almost exclusively and look awesome.

they did!

you mean count UP clocks!

shut up, bristol.

tell that to my asshole cat that is the spoiled brat of my household. we’ve gone through a few types of mats and that jerk tracks it everywhere. i bet she does it on purpose.