that WILL be the apocalypse.

she can’t be fired. it’s an elected position. if they wanted to remove her, it would have required a costly special session.

the benefit push up liner is the WORST. i returned mine and they insisted i was just using it wrong. check their instagram and you’ll see a lot of people complained about the same issues: it’s dry, you waste a lot every time you need to use it, it’s hard to use, no clean line...it’s awful.

“Seche Vite Dry Fast Topcoat, seriously”

speak for yourself, says the 130 pound girl that can put a way a chipotle bowl like nobody’s business.

then you maximize your dollars your way and let other people maximize theirs however the fuck they want. easy.

nope. i live in california, have an authentic mexican mom that makes the best food ever, and i still love chipotle.

security cam footage?

i wonder how many appointments it takes men to get viagra.

as disgusting as i think these religious cults are, i feel really sorry for her and the other women brought up this way. they don’t know any better, they’ve never had the chance to get a decent education, learn and process other viewpoints, or think for themselves. they have no skills that would serve them in the…

yeah, i had to go in for a “consultation” first before getting the IUD inserted, then a second actual insertion appointment, requiring two co-pays. Then to get it removed, i ALSO had to make two appointments. of course, one for a consultation (just to say, i want this out of my body) and one for the actual removal.…

no we don’t

half of america

mah cuhluhs are bluush and baashful!

wouldn’t it have been awesome if they were eye shadows? i’d totally buy them. i mean, if they were in different colors.

i’ve had the worst history with UTIs. I had one so bad once, i landed myself in the ER and my pee looked like straight up blood. they’re excruciating and hit me really bad within like an hour of the first symptom. i’ve had doctors not believe i would know it was one so quickly, then they do a culture and it takes…