you’re in my thoughts. i’m so grateful my boyfriend and i have already decided we’re just going to the courthouse later this year.

i’d fake death to avoid that. i am so sorry.

WHY ARE THERE MULTIPLE NIGHTS FOR THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY?!

i just wouldn’t go. that’s absurd. or at least cut down the participation, citing time/work/nofuckingwayi’mdoingallthat

or when it’s a black dude walking somewhere.

“Montana-American”

THANK YOU NOW I’M ANGRY ALL OVER AGAIN.

do you think maybe she was carrying a bunch of those little mini-bar sized bottles? #inquiringmindswanttoknow

you’ll be in good company.

did you read that the post said, “hard to laugh at this”?

honestly, if you are getting this many responses that are all saying the same thing, you DID need to be a bit more clear. i understand what you were saying, but in your original post, it came off dick-ish. i appreciate you clarifying, but i think you also need to see that a lot of people read your post the exact same…

for sure. what you have would cost anywhere from $3500-$4500+/month around here.

i live in the los angeles area and you just made me cry. i couldn’t get a studio for $800.

i’m 4’11” and i’m currently at 130 and i want to lose 5-10 because i am absolutely carrying too much weight for my frame. most of the time, i don’t give a shit and rock whatever the hell i want, but i know i’m not at my healthiest, so i’m starting to work out more and eat a bit better. i won’t freak out if i don’t…

i just had to cover my out loud burst of laughter at work with some heavy coughing. thank you.

my boyfriend and i are planning to do a city hall wedding. but now i want this instead. brb, calling him.

you’re not supposed to TALK to them!

that is the cutest idea!!

Actually his parents wrote “Holiday” for Madonna.

they are AMAZING.