i feel sorry for you and your lack of taste.

i've heard a lot about them and i know a few people who rave about their products, but even just a little internet digging raised a lot of red flags for me. i won't buy any of their products because of it. there are lots of other reputable companies out there that make good makeup, so it's not like i'm really…

can i come?? i'm mildly obsessed with Tudor history.

can i come?? i'm mildly obsessed with Tudor history.

what's worse is that's based on a real case.

i used that calculator to come up with a few different options so i could still have something really delicious, but not go bananas eating all of my daily calories in one sitting. i usually get a chicken burrito bowl and skip the cheese and sour cream (as much as i LOVE sour cream). it comes in around 500 calories…

you're thinking HSV.

who even still says weak sauce?

I LITERALLY SLAPPED MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH. i almost guffawed and i'm still at work, sitting in a cubicle, so everyone would have heard me. i'm dying.

i don't even feel any guilt in thinking, "GOD, I HOPE SO." maybe i am a terrible person, but people who do this kind of thing deserve hell on earth and i feel not an ounce of sadness for them.

i don't even feel any guilt in thinking, "GOD, I HOPE SO." maybe i am a terrible person, but people who do this kind of thing deserve hell on earth and i feel not an ounce of sadness for them.

are you being serious? i'm 39 and 'is a good kisser' is very high on my list of desirable traits.

while in some cases i agree with your point, this one is rather different. this song is absolutely about racism; more specifically lynchings. as an artist covering this material, to completely avoid, or not know about, it is unconscionable.

god bless you.

i bet she was working on a dissent. and yes, she can do whatever the fuck she wants whenever the fuck she wants.

i had just taken a gulp of tea before reading this and then almost choked to death. excellent work!

fell down concrete stairs at a company sales meeting because my heel caught in my pant cuff as i was walking down. they called an ambulance and everything and refused to let me get up because we were on a hotel property and i had to lay there, dying of embarrassment because everyone, i mean EVERYONE, was milling…

you know modern medicine has given us antiviral medications that can help treat the painful symptoms, right?

dying.

yes, you misunderstand herpes. i hope you educate yourself on it sometime. there are two types, one traditionally associated with the genitals, one with the mouth. they can be cross-transmitted to either place and if you combine the two, somewhere around 80 percent of the population has herpes. some people have…