yeah, they have you go in on the first or second day of your period so that your cervix is a little more open and it is a little easier (*pause for hysterical laughter*) to insert it.

yeah, they have you go in on the first or second day of your period so that your cervix is a little more open and it is a little easier (*pause for hysterical laughter*) to insert it.

whut. my ovaries can't handle all of this.

i feel like the comments thread will end up a "this is my IUD story!" here is the short-ish version of mine (i have paragard). i was also in the 'i really should do this thing' camp for a long(!) time and finally jumped into it about 3 years ago. i went in for my appointment, with my sister's "it was no big deal, i…

thank god someone came in to say that because NO ONE EVER DOES.

i have a feeling she can handle it.

the sweetheart are the cut that fits me the best and i own pretty much all the wash selections in that cut. they all fit me differently. i can't even talk about the sizing difference across styles because it's ridic.

nope. we cannot agree.

if it does, i'm definitely going to heaven!

i want to live there.

and my panties just burst into flames.

i appreciate the incredibly difficult job you do and i thank you for it. i think our legal system is so beyond fucked up, it'd be laughable if it weren't so infuriating. kids mean nothing in the system and there are so few people who can really do anything to protect them. it's all a game of, "at least it wasn't as…

surprise anal is a thing! sometimes things are a little hot and heavy and either the guy doesn't think to ask, or doesn't pay close enough attention and all of a sudden, it's what what in the butt!

i'm currently wearing a waspie corset under my clothes at my desk job. if you are laced in properly, it shouldn't hurt. sure, it can be a little awkward to learn how to pick things up off the floor, but for the most part, it doesn't really change much about how you do normal things. however, i also don't lace it as…

the authorities can't usually do much about child molestation cases. if you knew how few cases of molestation can even make it to an arrest, you'd nuke the planet. it's alarming and fucking disgusting.

"I'm bad at estimating how long it takes to get places; I'm bad at estimating everything I need to go before I leave; I don't put a huge priority on being on time. Why / how are you usually on time?"

under is only acceptable when your cats are assholes or you have toddlers, which is basically the same thing. otherwise, ALWAYS OVER.

oh god, now i feel like i need to go shower just reading that.

as long as it's not socks with sandals!

all of this is a big NOPE. i detest tevas and i'm flabbergasted at them becoming a thing again. also, i'm heavily anti-socks/hose with open toe shoes, period. nylons and tights should not be work with open toe shoes and anyone who wears socks with sandals should be lined up and shot.