My favorite part about watching Karl Pilkington is anticipating the moment he eventually breaks character. It is coming.

Either this guy is a Karl Pilkington level comedic genius, or I feel really bad about myself for laughing. Either way, that 10-bottle rocket video is a work of art.

I once heard Battier on Zach Lowes podcast and he said if Deandre Jordan and other shitass free throwers didnt try shooting granny style, they were bad teammates.

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

Man, now chants at a Rangers game. This is getting Messier and Messier.

College basketball is better when Duke has a legitimately good asshole star player for everyone else to hate. I know it can be fun to mock mediocre Duke asshole star players as well, but having your villains actually be devastatingly effective at what they do is what makes the fight against them compelling.

You had me at Scirocco. Underloved, underappreciated and gone too soon.

Um, I think Ashley already posted this blog this morning?

Imagine guest star Meryl Streep doing a Trump impression when Baldwin is busy.

“He’s in his bathrobe watching Finding Dory for the 300th time.”

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Since Timmy used to play for the Knicks I think we can agree that this counts as the highlight of the Knicks season thus far

My 36th birthday is Saturday. I don’t like seeing Crouch referred to as “ancient.” I’m not arguing; I just don’t like it.

Zlatan exists beyond the petty human concept of age. Zlatan is, has been and will be.

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

+1 Cheating The Right Way™

Congratulations to the Cardinals on their first loss of 2017.

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

He’s busy running twitter