Mallards never duck a fight.

That’s fantastic, although I wish he would have told fuckface Goodell to ICE UP SON.

Nice price all day long. I’ve got a 91 240 with almost 600,000 miles, I still drive the piss out of it and trust it over anything else I own. Don’t know what it is but they are the roach of the automotive industry.

Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

Not to downplay Klay dropping 40, but Zaza was setting really nice screens.

It’s obvious that Green just thinks Harden is a dickface.

Barring Céspedes going all Jason Heyward on everyone, this looks to be a legitimately good move by the Mets.

Great analogy, although Jay Cutler would never bother to put a fraction of the effort in that the giraffe-stomped lion did.

Either last season or the year before, there was a Spurs-Thunder game on TNT when Durant was injured. Westbrook went off, as is his wont, and pretty much singlehandedly was destroying the Spurs. At the break before the fourth quarter, the sideline reporter asked Pop how they were going to stop or at least slow down…

Even toed undulates ain’t nothing to fuck with.

I hope the Trumpkins dont make a fuss when JR goes to vote shirtless

The sad part is Hillary was up 3-1 in Ohio at one point.

The tell-all books after this campaign is over are going to be amazing.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

A city that is home to the Chicago-style hot dog does not need “new restaurants.”

...the Cleveland Indians, who will be running out a light fixture and Andrew Miller against the Cubs’ Jake Arrieta and Aroldis Chapman.

Leave Shep McAllister alone!

The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

Ahem, Kompressor