Agreed. Repression, and being forced to think of your desires as evil, often leads to abusive relationships. Being able to be open and accepted will certainly go a long way to healthier and more respectful attitudes, but there are obviously other factors. I think Sir Ian is making a valid point.

I have about 40 cinemas within an hour’s drive of me, and they’re all terrible, unclean, noisy, smelly, sugary, expensive monstrosities. Watching stuff on my TV at home is now superior in every way. I pretty much only go to the cinema if there’s a film out that I want to see so I can chat about it with friends without…

I bet that whenever Sonic isn't on screen, all the other characters are asking where Sonic is.

After Apocalypse, I really don't think they're that clever. JLaw wants out, her contract is up, she's probably costing them more than they'd like, it's too easy. 

I dunno, I think I'd rather they go the other way and split the characters off into their own smaller universes, like how the characters were originally. These days they're just cramming too much in. 

Two things I found most uncomfortable about Breath of the Wild are now my two favourite things: weapons breaking and the complete absence of any linearity at the start. I love that I'm on my own completely unique adventure, and I love that I'm constantly forced to rethink how I approach a hazardous situation. 

Exactly. I drink a lot and love a good cocktail, but I don't memorize exactly what goes into all of them. Let's give the guy a break. 

Glenn Close was also a pirate in Hook. So maybe that's why she didn't win, by your logic?

Best event to ever have been held in Norwich since that one guy fucked a chicken in the town square.

These sorts of shambles have existed since time immemorial, but I do wonder if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter are to blame for a resurgence of people who can get rich quick by over-promising something for cash up front. 

It was held in Norwich. That should've been enough of a warning. 

This is five-year-old news. I've been about a dozen times and only seen him once, but he drinks in the club I'm a member of in Soho pretty regularly. Lovely chap. 

Yen Sid? Oh brother.

It’s like electing a guy because he's promising to prevent rain, then blaming him for the first thunderstorm. Of course this was going to happen, because he was promising things that were impossible to deliver. 

If it's taken you this long to complete KH1, then for the love of god please never start Skyrim. 

I live up the road from the studio - I'm off to look in the ditches... 😉

I thought it was a given that Stark would die, since it’s the end of Downey Jr’s contract and he’s not booked to make any more appearances? I was under the impression right from the first press conference about the post-Ultron MCU that this would be Tony’s swansong.

It’s the Daily Star. It makes the National Enquirer blush. It’s almost entirely fabricated or plagiarised because nobody takes them seriously enough to give them the information directly. They live off this sort of scandalous attention-seeking, and you fell right into their trap. 

Hang on, wasn't one of his election pledges to bring the troops home and stop wasting money on foreign conflicts?

Nope, the twist is that they're all modern day actors who were shooting a period drama but they got possessed by ghosts in the house and forced to re-live the ghosts' lives.