Yen Sid? Oh brother.

It’s like electing a guy because he's promising to prevent rain, then blaming him for the first thunderstorm. Of course this was going to happen, because he was promising things that were impossible to deliver. 

If it's taken you this long to complete KH1, then for the love of god please never start Skyrim. 

Agreed. $149 for a build it yourself keyboard and sequencer seems ridiculous when you can buy a nicer and more capable USB-compatible one for less than that that’s pre-built. I’m a proud owner of an OP-1 and while it’s fun and stylish and inspiring to use, it’s not the most versatile tool. 

I live up the road from the studio - I'm off to look in the ditches... 😉

What?

I thought it was a given that Stark would die, since it’s the end of Downey Jr’s contract and he’s not booked to make any more appearances? I was under the impression right from the first press conference about the post-Ultron MCU that this would be Tony’s swansong.

Surely CES should be cancelled then? Most guys have a better sexual relationship with their phone or laptop than with a real human. 

It’s the Daily Star. It makes the National Enquirer blush. It’s almost entirely fabricated or plagiarised because nobody takes them seriously enough to give them the information directly. They live off this sort of scandalous attention-seeking, and you fell right into their trap. 

So am I now officially allowed to shit where I stand at Universal Studios' Wizarding World of Harry Potter, as long as I'm cosplaying as a 19th century Hogwarts student? 

Hang on, wasn't one of his election pledges to bring the troops home and stop wasting money on foreign conflicts?

Constant growth does not equal good business. Just because their profits and market share aren’t growing doesn’t mean they’re rotten. I don’t like Apple - they’ve built their success off exploiting cheap labour, stealing IP, pretending they invented everything, and bullying small businesses - BUT they’ve done well to…

It usually means that a company has a bank balance with that amount freely available to spend, or in easy to access locations. American companies are much looser with these definitions, especially since the government itself has taken to lying about its bank balance and doing all sorts of financial shenanigans to cook…

If you think AirPods are the best headphones for exercising (or any situation, in fact) then you've never tried other headphones. The ones I have are cheaper, with better sound quality, better battery life, active noise cancellation and a better microphone, and they're sweat and rain proof, which AirPods are not. 

In many parts of Europe we already have road tunnels with 60mph speed limits. Heck, in London we have more road tunnels than this and they were all built in the Victorian times. 😄

Nope, the twist is that they're all modern day actors who were shooting a period drama but they got possessed by ghosts in the house and forced to re-live the ghosts' lives.

I dunno. I swing back and forth. If I want to watch something with bright lights and splashy VFX and otherwise completely switch my brain off, it’s great. If I want something that makes sense and fits together, I stay well away from it. It works fine as a standalone piece of indulgent whimsy. What gets me is that it’s…

More importantly, what's your favourite instance of pop culture using your date of birth and social security number? 

In ten years there’ll be an article on here about how humans and the fabled rhinoceros once walked the earth together... 😢

Hopefully this will be a hard flop and it'll put an end to these lazy 'lifelike' cover versions. If you spend good money on a cinema ticket just because some celebrity is phoning in a character you used to love, you deserve to be disappointed.