It’s like electing a guy because he's promising to prevent rain, then blaming him for the first thunderstorm. Of course this was going to happen, because he was promising things that were impossible to deliver. 

If it's taken you this long to complete KH1, then for the love of god please never start Skyrim. 

I live up the road from the studio - I'm off to look in the ditches... 😉

I thought it was a given that Stark would die, since it’s the end of Downey Jr’s contract and he’s not booked to make any more appearances? I was under the impression right from the first press conference about the post-Ultron MCU that this would be Tony’s swansong.

It’s the Daily Star. It makes the National Enquirer blush. It’s almost entirely fabricated or plagiarised because nobody takes them seriously enough to give them the information directly. They live off this sort of scandalous attention-seeking, and you fell right into their trap. 

Hang on, wasn't one of his election pledges to bring the troops home and stop wasting money on foreign conflicts?

Nope, the twist is that they're all modern day actors who were shooting a period drama but they got possessed by ghosts in the house and forced to re-live the ghosts' lives.

More importantly, what's your favourite instance of pop culture using your date of birth and social security number? 

Hopefully this will be a hard flop and it'll put an end to these lazy 'lifelike' cover versions. If you spend good money on a cinema ticket just because some celebrity is phoning in a character you used to love, you deserve to be disappointed.

You should see how Fall Out Boy look now. 

A friend of mine is in a band and they did an album launch gig in London. They were approached by the manager of a support band who paid my friend a lump of money to have that band support them. That support band was apparently a vanity project for the daughter of a rich tycoon, and the tycoon essentially paid session…

I think the ugly truth is that Blizzard is trying to grow its player base in countries that have an even more regressive approach to dark skinned people than America does, and I think the developers are probably getting pushed by head office to focus more on characters with pale skin at least until they’ve sold as…

He’s the William Shatner of rap. 

Writes about 5% of his music. Almost all of his hits are mostly remixed samples of other songs with him talking over them. 

Ticketmaster own the copyright on the algorithm that sets prices based on forecasted demand, making sure you always pay a premium. If you visit the site to look at a band a dozen times, you'll pay a higher price for the same ticket that someone else who just saw an advert paid. It's very clever. This is why it pays to…

I used to work in marketing for a big sneaker brand and I can tell you now: they make the same number of those 'exclusive' sneakers as they do the generic ones, and they all cost about the same to make, but they tell you the exclusive ones are exclusive to make double or triple (or, in some cases, octuple) the margin…

The Lindt truffles are like heroin. Only start eating them if you have a reliable source because if you ever run out you’re going to have some serious withdrawal.

The Lindt truffles are like heroin. Only start eating them if you have a reliable source because if you ever run out…

Headline should read “Venom may be bad, but at least it wasn’t as pointless and meandering as this article.”

I admire your unerring patience and optimism when replying to all these people. 😄 It certainly would be a topsy-turvy world if Trump legalized cannabis. There would be some extremely conflicted anti-Trump liberal hippies and pro-Trump MAGA nazi conservatives alike having no idea just happened. I don't think Trump is…

That’s exactly the point of this exercise. Remix the IP to shake some more money out of it at minimal cost, with a couple of big name actors in an otherwise awful production to dupe people into spending money on it. That, plus they get to refresh their rights to certain classic properties. They’re not really…