"Though if your office has carpet floors, you should probably be updating your resume."

"Though if your office has carpet floors, you should probably be updating your resume."

They’re gonna need a higher fiber diet.

Yeah, and for me the climax is where the film completely sharted itself. It stopped being about morals and Emily Blunt’s battle of integrity, and just lost itself in testosterone. It was excellent until it stopped being about her. She should’ve followed him and had to make a decision over letting him get away with it,…

Given the vast array of gaping plot holes and inconsistencies, I'm willing to bet it was just lazy choreography or a coincidence. 

All that entertaining chit chat in the video and he didn't bother just asking the agency that was hired to re-brand Disney? Or even email the Disney brand team? 

In unrelated news, sales of slide-whistle sound effects have tripled. 

Big Trouble in Little Galaxy Far Far Away.

Not even the sound of a toilet flushing. 

Yes. I still think they’re going to do a switcheroo storyline and have the surviving main characters sacrifice themselves to bring the others back. There’ll be some magical loophole. Plus the contracts are up and unrenewed for Evans and Downey Jr.

This.

Who?

Smells like a smart publicity stunt ahead of an auction. Or some publicity to attract a covert buyer. The press release includes her details and the details of the legal representatives, and proactively implies authenticity without promising it, and why announce it to the world otherwise? If I was a billionaire nerd,…