sedaris
Sedaris
sedaris

I hope your counselling goes well, therapy is definitely not easy. 

OR.. the sight was so erotic he is still just sitting somewhere in numbed disbelief that there could be such beauty in this world. Kind of makes me think of American Beauty

That sucks :( Sounds like he’s checking in with you as an emotional support blanket, like he’s making sure you’re unattached and available cuz it comforts him to think he has the option of the old familiar relationship and your time. Honestly, the best thing is not to make yourself too available or get drawn into

Ok, not to be weird, but if it had brain tissue isn’t there at least a chance it could’ve had brain activity? And if so, isn’t there a chance you two could’ve been friends? 

It’s possible, but not very likely. Dogs, like all meat-eaters have guts designed to handle bacteria-ridden meat by passing it through quickly. Kibble passes through slowly, so if the dog is eating both together the raw meat will pass through at kibble’s pace, giving opportunity for infection. Letting the dog bury the

Yeah, raw feeding is becoming trendy. Notice the dogs aren’t listed as getting sick. 

Thank you, mighty sir. Might I suggest you learn kicks, as well?

then started wearing underwear to bed in case of spiders.

Yes to granny panties. Also, if you want the comfort of granny panties, with some cuteness, I recommend really thin or lacey  boyshorts. Cute, and no underwear line. 

My dogs do the same thing if I put on ‘outside’ pants at any point after I’ve gotten home and taken my work clothes off. Sometimes it’s kind of offensive, like guys, you don’t think there’s any chance I’m getting changed cause I got invited to a party or other human social interaction? 

Ohhh ok 

If you can see me, you know I’m nice. 

Hey, you’re not such a trash_poster after all! :)

I pray #theLastCherylStanding will be your friend! It’s a dangerous world out there, and I have irresponsibly decided to speculate that Cheryl-on-Cheryl violence is at an all time high. Tell your friend to stay safe out there. 

I don’t understand your comment at all, but I’m sure it’s true. Thank you for your wisdom. Namasre. 

4) What if this Cheryl is slowly having all other Cheryls killed?!?! It makes sense! I’ve never met a Cheryl in RL, and now I know why!!!

Yeah, I remember her posting a Twitter pic or something with a plate of food by her shower, with a caption about how shower meals are the best or something and it made me really sad for her. Nobody eats a full plate of food with silverware while showering. Maybe I’m projecting cuz I had/have these issues, but to me it

Not just this, I mean she also sang that one song... ok, I can’t actually think of any songs she’s sung, but surely she has one memorable one.. right? Also her dad made me uncomfortable by talking about her boobs once, but I guess that’s really more a reason for her dad to be famous. 

I’m posting the info just so people don’t have to click on the link and give them traffic:

You can’t sue sovereign powers, silly. Otherwise the US would be in a whole heap of trouble