You’re a dick

You would know, given your username

I don’t think anyone is really pushing this story cuz they’re worried about her; it’s more like sharks scenting the blood of Melania-based scandal.

No, it’s obviously either that, or he needs the scent of pee to sleep

Lol, ( in a very real sense), I love your punctuation. If I was an English teacher, I’d be bookmarking this for my students

I love your comment bc it exposes the hypocrisy of certain religions, however from a practical standpoint, (having grown-up in a small fringe religion), I know religion can be “whatever you believe in your heart” so there is no legislating it to meet even the religion’s own self-proclaimed standards (like the Bible).

The implications of your comment are too depressing to star :(

I have freckles too, and always hated them (maybe bc my father would tell me they were “the map of Ireland” and spend 10 minutes making up fake roads and towns in Ireland and mapping them on my face every time i complained about them?), but the thought of a fake freckle trend does make me feel slightly better about…

You are so, so strange. Not for the sentiment, but for thinking that was in anyway relevant, or that people would care at all.

Just keep telling yourself “it’s not real, it’s not real, I’ve been inceptioned.” Then drink vodka and stare sightlessly into the distance as you rock gently back and forth. It’s what I do, and I haven’t killed myself yet!

Are the 53% the white women who voted for Trump? If so, why do they have #resist pins? Are they celebrating the white man finding out he’s not powerful, or the child detention centers, or what?

WHITE AND GOLD. I’ll fight you!

I don’t know what Jared Kushner’s voice sounds like, but neither does anyone else so guess what ... that’s totally Jared Kushner on the tape! Tell everyone!

I have a really hard time asking for help to. Sometimes I feel like if they cared they would help without asking and and so it makes me doubly sad when people don’t step up. For what it’s worth, you sound lovely and the furthest thing from asshole. I hope your knee keeps getting better

But I’m in the tree outside your windows now! (Sigh, why do I have to make everything creepy).

What if she’s undergoing surgery to become Michelle? She’s been slowly trying to usurp Michelle’s identity since the inauguration. It seems so obvious, now that I think about it.

Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?

Sorry about your surgery, hope you feel better soon. I have no practical advice on the knees, but with the friends I wonder if you’ve tried asking for help in small concrete ways (like a ride, help with an errand, company and takeout one evening).

Write them down, and then try to figure out a less unkind, constructive way to talk about them with him. I’ve found the worse thing I can do for a relationship is not let the other person know where I am emotionally, and what I’m thinking. It’s not fair to either of you to suppress your true self in a relationship. Of…

What does she KNOW?!?! Let’s all speculate wildly!