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But I’m in the tree outside your windows now! (Sigh, why do I have to make everything creepy).

What if she’s undergoing surgery to become Michelle? She’s been slowly trying to usurp Michelle’s identity since the inauguration. It seems so obvious, now that I think about it.

Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?

Sorry about your surgery, hope you feel better soon. I have no practical advice on the knees, but with the friends I wonder if you’ve tried asking for help in small concrete ways (like a ride, help with an errand, company and takeout one evening).

Write them down, and then try to figure out a less unkind, constructive way to talk about them with him. I’ve found the worse thing I can do for a relationship is not let the other person know where I am emotionally, and what I’m thinking. It’s not fair to either of you to suppress your true self in a relationship. Of

What does she KNOW?!?! Let’s all speculate wildly!

You are doing the right thing, absolutely. My house has those issues (major foundation damage, mold due to recurrent moisture), and in our case it’s pretty unfixable, just a lot of band-aid solutions and constant maintenance. Your mom will get over it eventually, foundation problems are forever. Good for you,

It wasn’t what you suggested, it was what the frickin’ cartoon showed. You know, the cartoon we’re all here commenting on? Ring any bells?  the final panel of him smirking as the woman cries. (Hint: the traumatic event is the miscarriage, and the smirk is him relishing it).

Somebody on his staff must have talked him out of the cooking and childcare segments

And how are they going to walk all that way barefoot?

Especially when you consider none of the old posts sound that bad- so she said people should watch Loose Change, that’s not the same as agreeing with its conclusions (I bet the post provided context on why she thought it might be interesting to her readers, and a caveat about it being a conspiracy doc.) And pointing

Yes, she is the Shadow Queen of England. Surprised you didn’t know this.

Wow, that really worked. I used my newfound powers to send you DOUBLE what you asked for (astrally, of course). Thank you guru CrymoreNoob

Frances let him keep it in exchange for not having to pay alimony. Pretty sweet deal for her financially, but I can see why Courtney’s pissed since she’s the one that likely has memories of Kurt playing the guitar. Kind of annoying how people keep acting like Silva stole it. http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/15/frances-cobain

Yeah, I mean if he really fears for his life suing makes no sense cause it just increases their motivation to kill him. That doesn’t mean the attempted murder story is untrue, just shows he’s as crazy as they are. Truly one of the family.

What is your motivation for this. You sound like a deeply unhappy, petty person, and it’s cowardly to go after retail workers. Use your pettiness for good, by going after people with actual power

To be fair, Elvis’s hips and pornography are almost the same thing ;)

Tim has connections. It’s better not to ask

You mean cuz he said, *hushed voice* curse words?! Guess what, that’s not the same as maligning a person based on race. If you can identify a time when Olbermann maligned a group based on inborn characteristics, please go crazy, post everywhere about how he should be fired.

Thank you so much for filling in details!