sedaris
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I could sense yr seriousness from miles away as a disturbance in the force. The real problem tho, is that she doesn’t propose some kind of jack-shed solution. Just another do-nothing politician

I know ... at least if they followed up this crap with bills to ban violent video games or porn (“grocery store porn” is not real, so I’m going to ignore that specific reference) I would believe they were honest idiots

Omg. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I still remember when that skit seemed like a parody of life, rather than truth

Amen

10 yrs ago (to the 2016 campaign) Hillary said something that, if you squint, could be construed as racist. I always felt this was a huge argument FOR Democrats, esp compared to what the Republicans offered

That is the only possible thing that could make me like Greitens. I mean, I don’t, but the dif btwn his treatment and Roy Moore’s makes me wonder

“Misuse of a donor list” is old news tho. I think his resignation is prompted by today’s events: “A Cole County judge ruled against Greitens on Tuesday by allowing subpoenas issued by lawmakers investigating the governor to go forward. The legislative investigation had requested numerous documents from Greitens

Another commenter brought this up, too. I wish the article actually included this stuff :( Sometimes I learn more from the comments than the author

Thanks, good background. I was wondering why he would resign now, since the article only mentions old news allegations

The natural rejoinder, is of course “sure, unless they take after you”

I know. Normally, I’m against shaming people based on looks, but it’s not his face, it’s his expression 

They are unholy

The anthem was just rough tho, not raunchy. I guess that’s what made the difference

It is such an earworm. You should not be encouraging its spread.

Yes, I know that’s the only reason I haven’t gotten lots of replies praising my comments, and it makes me so mad that my fans can’t give me feedback!!!!

Yeah. That’s the obvious rejoinder to his baby comment. Nothing sharing his genes could ever be classed as beautiful

Is it just me, or do Rosanne’s hands look really small in the above pic? I’m starting to think small hands might be an indicator of something

I googled Sheila Jackson Lee hoping for some weird stories, and got only tantalizing fragments such as: an anonymous former employee saying the worst job was having to cull the obits daily for constituent’s funerals and then call and ask if the congresswoman could speak at them (apparently she REALLY loves the