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I know, bad shit happens every year. But 2016 just especially feels like it’s The Grinch, taking away our celebrities and our hope for shits and giggles.

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Just went back and re-watched this timeless, beautiful, hilarious, wonderful interview with Carrie and Gary. DO NOT TAKE HER, 2016, YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH THIS YEAR.

Sonogram/ultrasound pics, especially if it’s one of those ultra-creepy 3D ultrasounds

Add: daily photos of your healthy lunch with holier-than-thou captions

- photos of your baby's poop

Also don’t forget birth pictures/ pics of baby crowning.

I HATE ultrasound pics. We’re just friends, I don’t want to see your insides, brah.

While we’re at it, we should also ban the following:

Yes, agreed - there are a lot of them out there. They don’t grasp that they’ve given birth to a person, they just look at their children as beings that they own.

Can you tell that to my mother, who shows my baby pictures to every girlfriend I have ever brought home?

I just have to mentally prepare myself to remember that while Rory was the absolute worst, she was not the reason I still love the show.


Have you like...uh...ever ....watched the show? OF COURSE IT’S NOT.

it’s also saying that you don’t mind killing other people’s children with your preference for a non-autistic child through the diminishment of herd immunity and spreading disease to immune-compromised individuals.

It’s also fucked up to tell parents of autistic children that they’re to “blame” for getting them the proper vaccinations.

Yeah, being anti-vaxx is being anti-autistic people, PERIOD. I and people like me have the right to exist. I am not scarier than vaccine preventable diseases that CAN KILL. If you are anti-vaxx what you are saying is that you’d prefer a dead child to an autistic one. Ableist attitudes like that is what led that guy in

I wish theaters (and most places actually) would implement child specific times for stuff so the rest of us can live our lives in peace from the noisy/rude little fuckers

I’m sure all black celebrities on Twitter deal with this to some extent, but this volume of vitriol has to be because a black woman dared to be a Ghostbuster. I’ve seen a lot of misogynistic trolling about the movie (which was awesome, you sexist fools!) but there is no way that McKinnon, Wiig, and McCarthy are

he’s canadian, but you can have him if you want.

The most disgusting thing is that the father sells “natural” supplements that he claims help mental illness. Not only are these people so narcissistic as to put their own pet beliefs above their child’s life, they are knowingly tricking others into doing so as well. As far as I’m concerned, their sentences should be